August 2012
here’s my list of people i want to be friends with
- What I have: ideas
- What I don't have: talent
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD
OUR WORLD
look at this guy
hes just
fuck gravity
fuck robots
all i want is my krabby patty
Real life:
Tumblr:
doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing shoes
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
- ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
- UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
THAT ONE PERSON EVERYONE LOVES AND YOURE LIKE
W
HY
sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
When someone offers to buy me something:
- If I say no: Will you stop being difficult and just accept it already?
- If I say yes: You are so selfish, making other people spend that kind of money on you!
- Me: OH MY GOD I CAN'T WIN.
