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thneedcondoms:

today at work a person got upset with me because we didn’t have any potatoes left and it’s not like i can control the potato imports but anyway she started yelling that it was in the flyer and therefore should not be sold out and she wants a discount the next time she comes back and for a second i fantasized about grabbing my butt and floating away from the situation

funimationentertainment:

i dont care what fucking side you’re on

i dont even care if you’re not in this situation

you do not

under any circumstances 

tell someone to kill themselves

the-krusty-crew:

And everyone’s like “STAY STILL” but you’re like

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.

 Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.

thatnerdytumblr:

whedoning:

explaining doctor who to people who haven’t seen it should be a sport

Bitch please, try explaining homestuck

jayrawrrx:

too-busy-being-a-noob:

the-bard-of-honl:

ticklemytavros:

pother:

karkatlaughingalonewithjohn:

minestuck:

cyanide-blogs:

askchadranian:

ask-brownie-hooves:

ask-cloudchaserandflitter:

darksoul4248:

epikanonomus:

charas-charas-everywhere:

LOOK AT ME BITCHES

I got this

apparently I am some what strong….

d’awwwww (:

BROWNIE

THE

HEDGEHOG

THE FUCK

oh ok

Good hedgehog.

ah ok then

no

omfg

NO

My name is spelled Kelcie but it gave me a Kelsey

eh

close enough

Aw shit, my name was listed while searching.

Please don’t tell me this is an actual character in the show.

dancooper71:

gabbyv23:

CHECK THIS-

I MEAN IT’S GONNA SOUND CRAZY,

BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY?

WHAT IF.

JAKE AND DIRK.

WERE

JUST

FRIENDS!?????!!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!